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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Krugman Wants to Jettison Star Spangled Banner

Glenn Beck today reported that Paul Krugman is about to launch a movement to make "Yes! We Have No Bananas" the Official National Anthem. Beck stated that obviously he was not opposed to the change merely because of Mr. Krugman's liberal bias. It is well known that Francis Scott Keynes, the author of The Star Spangled Banner's lyrics was a well-known liberal economist who set aside his un-American beliefs in an alcohol-fueled fit of patriotic fervor to write the inspiring lyrics. Unknown setters then set those lyrics to the moving, and at the time popular, British Drinking Song, "Yes! We Have Salted Peanuts" to create an anthem unmatched in the panoply of national anthems. Even though I must side with Mr. Beck, who, as usual, is right, in the spirit of American fairness, may the best song win!

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